fag hag

A woman who is extremely comfortable around members of any sexual orientation, especially that of homosexual and bisexual males, but she herself, is generally heterosexual (not always) and enjoys the benefits of friendsips with the members of the opposite sex, without the underlying sexual tension that normally is present between a male and female who might enjoy sleeping with one another.

Kat: There is nothing wrong with my preoccupation with homosexuals.
Matt: But I think it's borderlining onlesbianism.
Kat: Sorry, but your out of luck on your threesome fantasy, I'm a faghag, not a lesbian!

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Fag Hag

A woman who likes the company of gay men. It can be affectionate or offensive, depending on the usage.

"I totally only have gay friends, im a total Fag Hag" (Usually said whilst lusting over their gay best friend that they secretly love in a gay bar)

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Old hag

What boomer’s call their wives

Grandma: What am I gonna do?

Grandpa: Just get some work done ya old hag!

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shag hag

A girl you fuck cuz you can't get anyone else. Usually ugly.

guy:ew man, don't fuck her!
other guy:she's just my shag hag.

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fate hags

swap the first letters, this doesnt need a definition

Dude: Hey chad
Retard: Yeah?
Dude: Fate Hags
Retard: NONONO! IM OFFENDED

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fag hag

fag hag is a girl who is a gay man's best female friend, they shop together, oogle over guys together, and tend to gravitate toward eachother in terms of friendship

Kylee enjoys being friends with Brad becuase he wont ever try to get in her pants. Kylee is a fag hag.

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hag fag

The opposite of a fag hag: a single gay male who is close friends with a number of overweight straight single females.

If Hugh Hefner was a fag, and his bunnies were hags, he would be the mother of all hag fags

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