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1. To complete a job to a very poor standard.
2. To start on a job and not...
Half Arsed (UK) aka Half Assed (US)
"From the latin Halficus Arseicus meaning British Builder"
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being half lobbed is a term used for having a semi hard penis or semi stiffy,this i an old english term used by sea faring men who's consumption of shellfish i.e crabs and prawns which are high in zinc can cause a state of sexual arousal leading to a half lobbed weapon of ass destruction.
i have been eating so many oysters that im walking about half lobbed,ill have to either beat it out of it or wait for it to go down.
well your not sticking it in me !
An absolute dickhead who has performed an unbelievable act of dickheadism, therefore deserves to be called a "dickhead and a half" which is much more offensive than just saying "you're a dickhead"
Hey Bob! I raped your girlfriend last night bro!
Wtf you dickhead and a half. Im gonna bash ya you bloody spastic
Refers to a situation where any less than the whole item is worse than having nothing at all. The idea is that while it's obvious that sometimes doing (or having) something half-assed is worse than doing it properly, sometimes doing it half-assed is worse than not doing it at all.
Me: Hi Jim, do you like kittens?
Jim: Yeah, kittens are awesome!
Me: Great, well how about I just give you half a cat for now.
Jim: Oh, umm, never mind.
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A total bitch. Half princess is a total understatement.
Yeah bro I tried to take her out make her happy but she's like half princess.
When one performs a fail, but a fail that is so utterly horrible, that a half is necessary to be added.
Ashley: "Hey, Timmy, I have THE best dance moves like ever dude. You wanna see?"
*Ashley begins doing the moonwalk, then tumbles backwards down three flights of stairs*
Timmy: "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was a fail and a half!"
When you are half way on your way to a boner.
He was turned on half mast.
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