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A handjob in which someone is jerked off through a velvet crown royal bag, a bag commonly used as a dice bag by dungeons and dragons players. The sex act its self is referencing an item from dnd called a handy haversack (basically a lesser bag of holding)
Frank: How was dnd last night?
Bill: Dude! Jenna gave me a Handy Haversack after the game was over!
Frank: Nice!
Someone with with a sick fetish for disabled people.
The guy interested in your mom is a total handi-humper.
When an inexperienced female or male attempts to give a handjob. Much like going straight from first to fifth gear. Handjobs are suppose to go up and down, not back and forth.
"Joe did you hookup with Sara last night?"
"Yeah man Im hurtin' she gave me the worst Stickshift Handy i've ever seen"
the boys won the grand final and after went to the locker rooms for a round of Moist Handys
The act of giving and/or receiving a hand job while riding a rollercoaster
quote by: Mackenzie Squire
Saturday is going to be our fourteen months and we’re going to be at Canada’s Wonderland.
“you should give him a handy on a rolly.”
Just a handie for a homie.
Nothin gay about it, just 1 straight friend givin another straight friend a handjob, no big deal.
Could also be said as homie handjob.
Person A: I gave Tim a homie handie last night.
Person B: Did you say “no homo” before, during and after and/or wear socks?
Person A: Of course I did; I’m not gay or anything.
A hand job with hand sanitizer for lubrication.
Joe is still recovering from the sani handy he got last night.