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hard-on in a bottle

Slang nickname for the sports celebrity hyped but entirely ineffective mail-order supplements that purport to give you muscles and a big black boner no matter what your ethnicity.

I don’t give a rat’s ass if it is a full-blown goddamn placebo, I just wanna get my own hard-on in a bottle and try it out for myself!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 2, 2019


Hard Night

A term often used by college students that don’t drink. The term is used to designate one night from the weekend where they actually consume alcohol.

Lame college student: “Which night is the hard night because I have an exam in 3 weeks?”
Actual college student: “Every night is hard night”

by CollegeStudent69 April 4, 2018


Hard af

Extremely simple: hard as fuck.
Adjective.
Most often used as a compliment of people who seem tougher or more weathered than others.

"All of us in suits man? We would look hard af"

"Dude, we are hard af in this"

by Seriousfool June 8, 2013

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hard scoping

When you use a sniper rifle like it should be used and actually aim using the sights. Seen to be inferior to its counter-part Quick Scoping as the shot isn't determined by luck or a glitch in the game.

Also the only real method of sniping in reality.

CoD Addict: D00d! WTF!? Hard scoping n00b!
Hard Scoper: The sights are there for a reason, why don't you try quickscoping in real life.

by CrazyWebGuy June 26, 2011

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No hard feelings

Hard feelings means sadness or taking stuff personally, or in a hard harsh way.. you can use hard feelings like, “no offense” or “not taken personally” or “no hate”

It’s not like that!
Yeah, I understand..
No hard feelings?
No hard feelings.

by Gigi the goat April 11, 2018

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hard car

An armored or bulletproofed vehicle

We need a hard car in Iraq.

by Chuck Hijack Jones November 2, 2006

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Hard Jewelry

Hard Jewelry is the hardest thing you could ever get, you can have big hot sweaty sex in it and it’ll still last forever. Or you could give it as a promise to someone you love dearly.

I just wore my hard jewelry once and so many hot babes came FLOCKING to me!!!

by Amazing Crocodile December 7, 2021

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