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To sit down and do something (most commonly read), all in one sitting or in a very short time, just as you would read a new Harry Potter book in one sitting just after it is released.
I am going to have to Harry Potter this book tonight John, I need to have it read by tomorrow or our teacher will be angry.
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Weird creation of an infertile Ginger English lady for children who like picking the wings off flies.
"Harry Potter decays young minds. Period."
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One of the most popular books series of this generation it is also one of the most overrated.
They each have about the same plot
Harry has a horrible summer with his horrible relations that don't give him the love a boy needs even though he is obviously sooooo much better then his cousins (in the later book Harry learns about puberty and how it turns you into a bitter and angsty teenager) often Harry snaps at his family because they are just soooo mean that he can't take it. Dudley NEVER gets in trouble even though he is such a bully and soo mean and fat and stupid
Harry does something stupid and almost gets in trouble, but it's not real trouble because Harry can't die yet because JK Rowling already said she was going to write 7 books.
Harry goes off to have magical hogwarts learning fun at the school of witchcraft and wizardry. He gets teased about his scar and stuff by people that don't understand the pain and suffering caused by being "the boy who lived"
Harry and his friends get into a minor fight
Something bad happens (usually do to the dark lord voldy who was not actually defeated by "the boy who lived" just minorly inconvenienced so that Rowling could make a shitload of money)
Harry and his friends must forgive each other so they can fight against "all that is evil"
They defeat the evil
Everybody lives happily ever after, except the bad guys, the people that died fighting the bad guys, and the Defense against the dark arts teacher (it is hogwarts tradition to sack the defense against the dark arts teacher)
All Harry potter books ever written
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a person who is extremely hairy who loves to put it in little childrens butts
the harry potter put it in ginny weasleys ass
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The emo main character of the infamous Harry Potter book series by JK Rowling. Potter spends the majority of his time whining and complaining about various obstacles he must face. If wizards had ipods, his favorite band would be Fall Out Boy (or Simple Plan). He also carries quite a large ego, what with being the fated saver of the world and all. This makes him ubiquitously appealing to similarly minded readers everywhere, while also drawing criticism from others.
Potter is also a discriminatory censurer of the house of Slytherin and its occupants as well as the society of muggles (maybe if the wizards trusted muggles they wouldn't seem so stupid and ignorant!).
Potter is also the creator of the most beautiful and amazing child's name known to date, Albus Severus. AS is slated to be the most popular baby name for 2008.
I saw Harry Potter getting his head deflated by Madame Pomfrey at St. Mungo's last week!
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1) A boy with a scar on his head that makes him something that no one should worship.
2) A boy with a scar on his head that makes him go insane with pain.
3) A boy with a scar on his head that told everyone he was a freak. He goes to Hogwars, how freakier can you get?
4) Something that Chris Columbus ruined totally.
5) A creation of J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter is such a media-whore craze.
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A book series that is made of win.
Often compared to Twilight or Lord of the Rings, despite being both infinitely better and mostly unrelated to the two.
Illiterate non-Harry Potter fan*: Oh my god, Harry Potter is a rip off of Lord of the Rings, and Twilight is way better!
Reasonable person: You are not intelligent, my friend.
*note: this doesn't mean that people who don't like Harry Potter are illiterate, just that people who compare it to Lord of the Rings and Twilight are.
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