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heat check

Attempting to do something extra difficult when you're on a roll.

Dan: Dude, you launched that trey from halfcourt.
Jermaine: It was just a heat check man. I was feelin' it.

by Enrique Ricardo August 21, 2007

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Heated Fart

A fart that is significantly hotter than most farts and smell putred, sometimes resulting in a burning sensaton upon the anus. This phenomenon is caused by a chemical reaction in the intestinal tract from the fermentation of certain foods. The foods that can cause this are usually considered unhealthy, such as American style McDonald's, Wendy's, and many other fast food chains. This is usually causes defecation with the same effects, which is believed to be the origin of the phrase "Steaming pile of shit." These farts are highly flammable even more so than normal ones. Please do not light a match near the rectum when this situation occurs, for it will cause a fairly large explosion and may worsen the burning sensation.

Man, "OUCH."
Dude, "What?"
Man "I just released a heated fart."
Dude, "Well you shouldn't have eaten all those cheeseburgers."
Man, *Sigh.
(Body collapses)
Man, "You O.K. Dude?"

by Uruugh January 22, 2015

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Squirrel in heat

This is when the subordinant husband gets a little feisty or "hot under the collar." Occurs in a relationship where the wife determines when playful activity is engaged.

Heather: Oh Aaron, you are like a squirrel in heat!

by Hoon35 June 2, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heated Oven

A vaginal or anal cavity that has been slathered with a self-warming, lubricating jelly in advance of sexual play involving penetration.

After giving her undercarriage a nice warm wash in the shower, Carla made her final preparations in advance of her boyfriend's arrival home by slathering up her oring with dollop of warming gel. By the time her boyfriend got him, she had a nice heated oven ready for a good old fashioned anal plundering.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015

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Heat Cushion

When two naked males face each other and tie their genitals together with a rubber band, creating a pulsing red 'heat cushion' effect. They then take turns slapping the shit out of their balls until one of them passes out.

"Hey dude, no homo but I think we should do a heat cushion, you know, for the lulz."

"No. A thousand times no."

by JohnEBlaze March 7, 2010

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heat treatment

Taking a butt plug of any shape or size and dipping it in icy/hot before sticking it in someone's ass as a punishment or for torture.

If you keep it up, you'll be getting the heat treatment when we get home.

'Dude, what's wrong with him?'
'Oh, she gave him the heat treatment last night.'

by Joe Stallings June 14, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


canned heat

Canned heat is a "alcoholic beverage" made from straining alcohol from Sterno. A liquid containing methanol (used to cook food with)

- Warning, drinking canned heat is extremely dangerous, it can easily kill you.

Wuz up dude?
..I'm on my way to a funeral, dog.
Fred drank some canned heat on friday and now he's on the wrong side of the grass.

by stratdude61 April 11, 2009

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