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The Art of "Looking" like an Olympic Gymnast:
Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"
Holly - here comes Woody hand me my brush
Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat
Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!
Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side
Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking
Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !
Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !
Holly - Hay who's got my top ?
Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !
Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?
Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !
Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh
Dave - Holly your top is right behind you
Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?
Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike
Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners
Bob - Oh Shit Never fails
Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O
Someone who is overly dressed and prepared in hiking gear whilst walking around town centers. But never actually's goes hiking. The pikey's of hiking, Hikees.
Why walk around town dress like you are going to climb mount Everest but never go hiking,. thats why they are urban Urban Hikee's
When questioning if something is worth it, this phrase might come to mind.
I want to study all night, but is the hike worth the view?
When a person is walking around, trying to bullshit his/her family and friends, into lending them money. But nobody wants to lend him/her any money, because the person doesn't pay back or never had a job.
John is on a bullshit hike, because he needs five hundred dollars to pay his rent.
Going to any sort of outdoor nature location with the express purpose of smoking weed and not actually caring about hiking.
Dave said he wanted to go hiking with me but it ended up just being a California hike.
A very experienced hiker, usually by norwegian origin, with very strong opinions on how to do things right ( their way).
We met a real hike-hitler yesterday.
Hiking is a side effect of vigorous hiking, where the tops of your feet ache.
See Ashley, I told you hiking foot was a real thing!