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hillary clinton

When you make a decision that seems good at the time, but then later it bites you in the ass.
Variations: Hillary, HRC, Rodham (the latter said with pretentious British accent)
Or, past-tense: Hillary'd, HRC'd, Rodham'd

1. Wow, eating that quesadilla for breakfast with El Chapo was probably the most HRC thing I've ever done. Now I've got the shits and this prison cell is tiny.

2. It was nice letting the car warm up in the garage, but I came out of a coma a week later from Carbon Monoxide poisoning and am bankrupt from my medical bills. I should've voted for universal healthcare. I guess I really Hillary Clinton'd this one.

3. It's so *Rodham* to support spontaneous international military action.

4. I probably could've saved my family from the house fire, but I HRC'd out of there as fast as I could.

by Bartoletto February 12, 2016

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Hillary Clinton

Hopefully the next president, because ANYTHING is better than a republican.

I'd vote for Hillary Clinton. In fact, if it meant getting these asshole Republicans out of power, I'd vote for a hard-boiled egg with a face drawn on it.

by Stormcrafter April 13, 2006

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hillary twist

The form of Hand Job Hillary Clinton invent after Bill's Monica Linskie Scandal. Basically an Indian Burn at the peak of the male orgasm.

After Stacy found out I cheated on her she gave me a Hillary Twist so bad I couldn't pee straight for a week.

by Commanche13 February 22, 2018


Hurricane Hillary

The corrupt politician that colluded with the FBI to launch Crossfire Hurricane in order to frame Trump with the Russia Collusion Hoax leading to Biden getting elected and the open borders destruction of San Francisco.

Hurricane Hillary always leaves mass destruction in her wake.

by Objective-Reason Daddy August 21, 2023


Sweet Hillary

A five dollar Bill in New Zealand.

The design on the note includes a depiction of a young Sir Edmund Hillary, best known for being the first man to summit Mt Everest.

“Nice, just scored myself a sweet Hillary!”
“That’ll cost ya a sweet Hillary”

by SarsBars June 12, 2021


hillary pimp

A Hillary Clinton supporter and Die hard loyalist who is uncognizant of her numerous scandals and sheer inability to lead the white house. Hillary Pimps normally ostracize those who don't support Hillary Clinton as racists, xenophobes, homophobes, but at the same time will engage in undemocratic behavior if they she does not win. Examples are: rioting, protesting, talking over people, racist against white people and white shame. Hillary Pimps tend to also expect everything in the world to be given to them since they believe a white house win 'belongs' to Hillary Clinton. Hillary Pimps also can be seen on CNN on a regular basis.

Its normally not a good idea to engage with Hillary Pimps after Donald Trump has just won the election, it may be dangerous to your community

by beware the Hillary Pimps December 28, 2016


hillary clinton

America's Best Presidential Candidate Ever, but unfortunately USA got fucked by Donald Trump and he won. Hillary Clinton should kill him and save America from Donald Trump the Fucker.

Hillary Clinton will kill Donald Trump and become the next president.

by lijordon January 19, 2017