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Hip-pop is a movement in hip-hop that killed mainstream hip-hop violently in about 2005 and has been raping it continuously for four years. Personally it fucking disgusts me to see anyone listening to any of these dipshits usually from the South and thinking their hardcore motherfuckers. If you enjoy this music you are either:
a.) a fucking dipshit
b.) a huge clone
c.) an Mtv clone akin to some pop punk "emo" kid
d.) A thirteen year old bitch living in the suburbs
The so-called "artists" include
T-Pain, Lil wayne, Soulja Boy, Arab, Hurrican Chris, Akon, Plies, Flo Rida, Rick Ross etc.
If you are mad about this because they admire this music, fuck you. You are a fucking idiot who follows any trend like a fucking sheep. You deserve to get raped harder than rap is currently getting gangbanged. I hope that Mtv can get over these false musicians who do not have any artistic talent but rely on someone like Timbaland to make a simple 1-2 beat and a couple electronic sound effects and feature an already famous hip-pop musician so that they can make a hit, come out with two albums and then fade from our ADD-like culture rich and gettin' pussy.
If you happen to have half a brain, please, i beg you, do not buy into this and leave the flock of sheep, find your own brand of music that you like, and pull up your fucking pants, you live in the suburbs.
Idiot#1: I love Soulja Boy, he is real hip-hop
Idiot#2: I know, I love hardcore rap so much!!!
Me: You are fucking dipshits, clones, sheep, and are collectively dumber than Sarah Palin fans!!!
Idiots: Why?
Me: Soulja boy is hip-pop. Not only did he kill any chances for a revival of actual hip-hop, he is currently enjoying raping hip-hop, because of this he will go to hell and his punishment will be tortured as described in the Wu-Tang song Method Man.
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When your hip pops out durring activities... Such as Pole dancing, lap dancing, sex, mowing the lawn naked!
Dougie was mowing the lawn naked... BAM trick hip popped out!
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Insult...it's sorta like calling someone fat or a fatass...or saying they have large hips.
Me: sup how is life in the ghetto going?
Jose: twat!!
Me: cooch!
Jose: hippo hips!
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As you can see, when Jose and I talk online, we insult each other, by calling each other names such as (but not limited to): twat, cooch, pickle wiper, etc.
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To acknowledge knowledge of something that is cool with the youth of today.
dude 1: are you down man?
dude 2: yeah man, I'm hip to the cool.
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When a person has a pelvic area that looks suitable for birthing.
One friend to another:
Boy those sure are some birthing hips you got their.
Your aunt who lives in the old country:
Girl you should find a nice boy and have a nice bunch of babies with him having those birthing hips and all.
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The area between a fat person's hip and ass that becomes so fat, there is no longer any definition between the two. The only way to tell the difference is to find where the butt crack starts.
I was dancing the other night at the club and some fat girl almost knocked me down with her hip ass.
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Little rolls of fat on the side of a girl's waist. See also love handles.
My girlfriend wouldn't let me play with her tits in public, so I decided to jiggle her hip boobies for a little while.
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