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1. A.K.A the frozen stranger
2. The act of packing your arm in snow for 10 minutes then jerking off with a beaver pelt, covering yourself with "Canadian KY" A.K.A. maple syrup, while half gaging yourself with an American Flag.
Hey Darrel, yesterday was Canadian history day, like everyday ending in "Y" in Canada is.
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HISTORY CLASS IS A CLASS YOU DO NOTHING IN!!!!!!!
MY FAVORITE CLASS IS HISTORY CLASS BECAUSE ALL WE DO IS JUST SITTING THERE AND PLAY ON OUR PHONES!!!
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Canadian History is a sex act so deplorable that it can not be mentioned on T.V. But thanks to the glory of the Internet I can explain it to you here. It was created by two mounties on a frigid December night. They were water boarding a moonshiner in a log cabin trying to get him to confess the location of his distillery. Hours went by and they were getting no where. So they had to think fast. The only supplies they had left in the cabin were an extremely large set of moose antlers a jug of maple syrup and oddly enough the Stanly cup. Quick on there feet they covered the mans member in maple syrup and began violently jerking him off. Right as the man was about to peak sexually they simultaneously smashed his genitals with the Stanley cup and rammed the moose antlers up his ass using the remainder of the maple syrup as lube. The force was so great that the mans prostate exploded so violently that he confessed the distillery's exact location before he even knew what he had done.
Canadian History, cause water boarding is for pussies.
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An erotic sexual act to welcome the end of winter and the coming of the spring. The woman is cradled in the majestic antlers of a fallen moose, reciting Margaret Atwood poetry. A mountie lovingly drizzles warm maple syrup all over her body. The mountie then kneels before the woman, representing the sovereignty of the queen, and selflessly performs cunnilungus on her. When she has come once, he uses a dildo in the shape of Ryan Gosling's penis (which is large) until she ejaculates into the Stanley Cup. The mountie then gladly drinks the warm liquid and sings "Oh Canada."
In April, Steven Harper performed Canada's history in the role of the mounty in parliament.
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A class that you have to take in 4th grade and 7th grade in Texas. It's pointless and no one ever pays attention. Everyone copies the answers from the stupid text book. I honestly don't know anyone who knows shit about it.
Me: Crap I have Texas History next
Other Person: Skip it. You don't learn anything anyway.
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The act of reclining nude on a chesterfield while seductively licking poutine.
Catherine was studying canadas history and that shit was sloppy!
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The act of sodomizing a beaver with a moose antler
The Canadian history project was a success
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