hobbit house party

AKA hhp, a party involving a group of sixth form students, who have nothing better to do than on occassion go around a group member's house + eat junk food and drink beer aswell as playing on Pro Evolution Soccer and Mario games...

This often involves the so called hobbits; Potter, tinki, robbin' phones, Popinho + occassionally mike.

Hobbit 1: hey lets have an HHP coz my parents are away
Person: A hobbit house party? Wikid
Hobbit 1: You just sed 'wikid', go home loser
Person: At least im not a 'Hobbit'
Hobbit 1: Ok, it's 'go time'... (calls all other hobbits)
Hobbit 2: Whos disrespectin' the Hobbit name? Time for a good ol' fashioned Hobbit ass woopin'
Hobbit 3: Nah lets just go eat
Hobbit 1 + 2: Ok

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There taking the hobbits to Isengard

Isengard Isengard gard gard gard There taking the hobbits to Isengard

“There taking the hobbits to Isengard”

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hairy hobbit hole

A hairy asshole

She bent over and I seen that hairy hobbit hole with the lights on .

hobbit triva bitch

A nerd whose head is filled with useless knowlegde about the Lord of The Rings-Books especially details about the hobbit characters.

First known use was in the South Park episode S17E10 "The hobbit".

Kanye West: Kim does not turn blue when goblins are around, so she is no hobbit.
Pope Francis: The hobbit doesn't turn blue around goblins, just his sword does.
Kanye West: Man, get the fuck out of here, you hobbit triva bitch!

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard

The answer to any question asking what you see. It's also the chorus of the LOTR international anthem.

1. Mom : Honey, do you see the kids ?

Dad : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

2. Teacher : James, could you describe what the characters are doing in this painting ?

James : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

pervy hobbit/elf fancier

A person who fancies hobbits or elves, creatures of JRR Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" trilogy. The phrase came from a popular collection of "secret diaries" that satirized the films made from the trilogy.

"I noticed that pervy hobbit fancier staring at Frodo. Sam will kill him if he tries anything."

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pervy hobbit/elf fancier

a fan of lotr that really likes hobbits and/or elves from the movie and/or book.

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