Lisa drew a reindeer hoof x2 but we all knew it was really a penis.
A slang term used to describe sexual interraction between two female homosexuals.
Sarah and I were hoof hugging all night long.
Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.
Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.
A silly/goofy looking person, place or thing
Look at that dogs haircut. He looks like a hoof doof!
A silly, goofy person. An airhead. Funny looking.
Look at that dog. Looks like a hoof doof!
Using your feet to pleasure a young lady floof
I really hope I get a “toe in the hoof’ tonight
A woman's camel toe that is so large it changes to a completely different species.
Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.
It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.
I was walking by the shore, when all of a sudden I was blinded by that beached whale's hippo hoof.