When you are about to get multiball and some shitfucker hits you in the grundle with a double knuckle screw job.
I was ass deep in a game of Godzilla when some shitfucker blasted me with a full on Hoboken Horse Hoof! I had to go to the emergency urologist!
Lisa drew a reindeer hoof x2 but we all knew it was really a penis.
A condition found in women who ride horses in which their vagina is mutilated by consistantly bashing and bumping it into their saddle while they ride a horse.
“Every crazy horse girl I’ve ever slept with has a pussy that looks like someone tries to squeeze way too much clay into a tiny egg cup.”
“Yeah bro all the horse girls have hoof mut, get used to it”
When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.
Bro did you hear about Angela? So many dudes launched jizz rockets in her last week she ended up catching a case of the swamp hoof.
When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.
Bro did you hear about Angela? She had so many dudes launch jizz rockets in her last week that she ended up catching a case of the Swamp hoof.
Using your feet to pleasure a young lady floof
I really hope I get a “toe in the hoof’ tonight
Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.
Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.