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Come here let’s do some horizontal aerobics
When someone shuns a group of people while also being in another group of people with the same attributes as the former.
Guy 1: I hate Minecraft fans! They're all kids and cringe.
Guy 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same kind of comments? You're such a horizontal hypocrite dude.
someone who is in a group that's mischaracterized by many people, but they themselves mischaracterize other groups
Person 1: I hate Minecraft fans. They're all annoying kids.
Person 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same amount of unwanted hate? You're such a horizontal hypocrite.
To maintain a causal relationship with someone
"What about you and them? What's going on there?"
"We just keepin' it horizontal."
When a woman is on the bottom while performing 69 (sex posision ). The Man is in such a state of arousal he becomes limp forcing all of his weight and manhood on her face and into her mouth causing her to gag.
Turn turn around so we can do the horizontal gag.
N. - the inclination to fill up (‘inflame’) any flat, open surface; ‘clutterize’, or, the desire to lay down no matter the circumstances.
Afflicted with horizontalitis, she was headed for an appearance on Hoarders, as she could not keep any area of her home free of clutter.
He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.
a humorous way to describe two lovers are having sex, especially if you walk in on the action
A former fbi agent once told a college class about walking in on two lovers doing the horizontal hunky funky