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That half banana that you put on your forehead to make yourself look like a Unicorn.
Timmy: "Dad, can you cut my banana in half?"
Dad: "What for?"
Timmy: "I want a Unibananacorn Horn."
Also known as the (Ignorant Fish), this is a unique being that apears to be a cross between a human and a large bottom feeding fish. Consuming mostly trash from the bottom of Damy Avis's pond, he gets sexually stimulated and uses his unique ability to flop/walk into her house during late nights. Attracting her with his disturbingly large glowing forehead they preform rough yet slimey coitus. After a long 8 hours of physical flopping in bed, he screams with a shrill moment of horny pleasure.
B-Horne
When one says something depressing that brings the whole crowd down. Usually, a crowd is laughing and having fun, then the individual makes a sad or self depreciating comment that leaves everyone speechless or nervously laughing, while keeping a straight face.
"Man, that was a hilarious joke!"
"Almost as hilarious as my pending divorce."
*frozen smiles and awkward chuckles
"Dude, you just Van Horned us so hard."
When having sex in the missionary style you grab a girl behind her knees and push them up beside her head. This causes her to look like a moose with horns.
She wanted it deeper so I gave her the moose horns.
The legendary Eagle's voice. Which lives in the Mountains. This amazing sound was first discovered by Gen. Bikas Tron King.
The soldier has heard the Eagle Horn. The zero hour is on.
A state of being in which someone is absolutely bricked up but it is ferocious and timid. It’s so solid to the point of zero control and it cannot be adjusted to hide it. It just be and there is only one thing you can say when everyone in your family and workplace and public place sees it.
Trish: oh…my….fucking…fucks…….what the actual hell my dude!
Terry towels jr.: I’m mighty horned
Trish (and everyone else present in unison): Ohhhh word! He is simply mighty horned and there’s nothing that can be done!
Bobby slacks: ITS MARCH MADNESS!! Zooooooops and slooooops ñëyuoirnes!
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slang for cock
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a yugioh card
Sergio: Hey mija, u want to polish my HORN OF THE UNICORN? Pull the trigger of my love gun? Ride the lightning? Pet my ant eater? Eat my beef jerkey?
Bitch: Yes!
Sergio: Ok, bend over and take it! Take it!