Horse Tornado

Another word for a carousel that has horses and various other rideable animals, usually found at fairs, circuses and theme parks.

Dude 1: omg look at that sick horse tornado bruv
Dude 2: it's a carousel, are you for real mate?

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Amazing Horse

A horse that tastes like raisins.
Also has a purple winkie.

I just got some sweet lemonade from that amazing horse.

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Horse Straddler

The dude that straddles everyones horses, pretty much a tool.

x: here cums the horse straddler!
y: hey bitch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the fuck up and straddle the horses bitch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i've been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo bitchin' and get to straddlin'
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: GET THE FUCK BACK TO STRADDLIN'!

Horse

an olde decrepid nordie jaffa. Normally unshaven and loathes to bathe.

Look at the Horse in the pub. How did the Horse get a good looking girlfriend?

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Dildo Horse

Unicorn. Slang

That Dildo Horse is happy to see us.

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horse wanker

British origin; created in conjunction with the original term 'wanker'. Used to describe someone who masturbates stallions, even within job description of one who collects semen from a stallion.

Other sayings commonly used in the same context are; "Poke in a pig", "screwing the pooch" and "Sticking the fleece"

"Thats John, our new horse wanker. terrible thing that happened to our last."

Lovey Horse

V- The act of rubbing ones face on someone else in a loving manner.

My girlfriend was feeling down so I gave her a lovey horse