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Habbo Hotel is a British based chat room/website based in England that is based around little pixelated people moving around the hotel. Users can make rooms, and spend real money on furni for their rooms, unless you win it, or scam. It's not a very good idea to buy furni on this site, because you're probably a fucking retard and it's just going to get stolen from you by the hundreds of people trying to get your password and install a keylogger on your computer.
Habbo: To dude, I just spent 50 bucks on credits. I'm going to make an awesome room.
Person: Give me your password.
Habbo: Why?
Person: You'll get more credits.
Habbo: Oh, awesome! Just what I need, more credits!
Person: Thanks.
Habbo: Oh, bobba! My credits are gone! Oh well, I'll just buy more.
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A prostitute that is on the payroll of a hotel to serve the guests. they can be asked for at the front deask.
Kathy is a hotel prostitute.
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A band formed in Germany. They are the biggest thing out of Germany in the last 20 years! They are exceptionally talented. The band members are Bill Kaulitz (lead singer), Tom Kaulitz (guitarist), Georg Listing (bass guitarist) and Gustav (drums).
They have just released their first english album in May. They sound the excat same in concert as they do on their CDs, which is amazing! They all care for their fans, and write meaningful lyrics. Tokio Hotel was even able to play a concert in France to 500,000 people infront of the Eiffel Tower!
And most girls who see any of the band members want to die, faint, scream, cry, glow with happiness, or want to marry them.
Canadian fangirl: Omg I saw Tokio Hotel live and they were amazing!!
Canadian fangirl2: OMG! I know eh? Bill is sooooo hot! <3
German fangirl: Tokio Hotel für immer!
Canadian fangirls: Ja!
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Habbo Hotel has finally made it to the next level of being worst than before they now changed the homepage site and habbos now are doing adoption and they are just pixels you have real moms and dads why would you want a mom thats just a habbo what the hell why would you want furni if you already got furni at your house!? Once when you have been adopted you will think its out of hand now and you will want to not have her as a mom cause she has no furni.
habbo baby says Will you be my mommy?
habbo mom says Sure
2weeks later:
habbo Baby says I dont want you to be my mommy!
habbo mom says Why please dont leave me!!
habbo baby says i dont want you cause you dont have a room with furni!.
habbo mom says ok but please dont leave me!!
See what happenes to habbo hotel
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A Site that Ripps You off. A site that MODS dont even help you with crap!and also they filtered the word retarted cause they know the people who play it are retarted.
Ok you use the CALL FOR HELP cause a guy hacked or keylogged you. the only thing mods give you is report to scam busters why cant they help by coming to your room and ask question like do you know who this scammer is and also if they find out who he is why cant they bann him and get the stolen furni that yours to give it back to you.thats how they need to help people on habbo hotel.
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A really shiity virtual hotel where you can spend money to buy fake furniture or join the elitist habbo club, which you HAVE to buy or no one will talk to you because your habbo won't be as good looking(Yeah..). Habbo hotel is the biggest money grabbing shit hole out there.
90% of its population are fat, stupid 14 year olds who are too ugly for myspace but want to act all scene. You will see them typing like this;
ii L0V3 H4BB0 H0T3L iiT'5 50 K00L
Steve: Hey, wanna go on habbo hotel?
Alex: Don't talk to me ever again..
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Jail; hoosegow; the can; the jug; the calabozo; the slammer. A school of crime where you can get free medical care from Vietnames quacks and get ass-fucked as often as you like, or more. Also graybar motel.
I kited some checks, so they sent me on a three-month vacation at the graybar hotel.
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