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fans from other teams talking trash then getting their ass beat from the houston astros winning
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A convicted rapist. A rape shed dwelling lisper who makes YouTube videos. Scum of the earth.
That dead girl on the tv got News Now Houstoned.
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(One Man)
When a man inserts his dick into the asshole of a woman with no arms or legs and pushes her across a flat surface using only his dick muscles and his knees.
(Two Men)
Same as above except the men have to fight for possession.
The man decided to challenge his friend to a Houston Hockey Game for possession of his wife. She suffered severe burns(and a sore asshole).
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Vicous Gang From Houston, Tx
Very Viloent And active.
Over a Thousand Members.
Colors: Balck And White (Some of Purple And Red And Yellow)
Gang Houston Duece Kingz Viloent Active
A really hot garbage lacrosse team made up of white ass fukbois
Hey I’m a piece of shit! By the way I play on the Houston Oilers LAX!
The act of lubricating ones penis and wanking off ( or masturbating ) with Germ-X, or the prefered hand sanitizer. While convenient, this method results in a burning sensation on ones foreskin.
This trend originated in Houston, Texas and was soon adopted by individuals who live busy lives and have the urge to masturbate but do not have the time or resources neccesary to wash up afterward ejaculating.
Co-Worker: “Dylan went into the back room by himself for about three and a half minutes and came back looking dehydrated and red in the face. I don’t think he fapped. He didn’t use the restroom afterwards.”
Me: “That sly little prick probably gave himself a Houston Rocket.”
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The name Houston mostly derived from Sam Houston a famous Texas General. The name means strength and leadership. Powerful and forthcoming, a name reserved for a person who commands a room and tells you like it is.
Houston as a name for a person, is a great friend. He/She is a no BS person who will tell you like it is.
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