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Humans are over evolved monkeys with guns and less hair. I am one and you probably are as well.
Bob is part of the human race.
a tasty, annoying penis headed creature.
Man 1: your a human
Man 2: ree?! (kills man 1)
The worst fucking subject after maths.
If you enjoy this subject kys or just get hurt badly.
'Yo what class you got next?'
'Ugh fucking humanities'
'Praying for you bro'
humanities is that class. yes that faggoty class that gives too much homework. catch a guy working on his ce in passing periods. watch a bro get molested by the 32-page reading he forgot to do. can you complain and skip? no. they strategically give you so much homework but over a span of 2 or more days so u always had the other day(s). oh youre a sophmore? ggs ur english. they crack jokes (and maybe some blunt if u in the crib type shit foo) in class for the entire class or lecture you on your ass time management.
3:52 AM:
"yo wat u up to ma boi, im gaming rn, its getting late" - non humanities-taking friend
"nigga, im doing my religions chart. i just got like 42 more columns" - you (cus u take hum)
"bro wat were u doing all day bruh?" - friend
"abc project, olympus project, 3 practice CEs, 2 major CEs, map quiz & unit test stud." - you
"..." - friend
"oh yea i cant forget my 13 page WHAP textbook, 2 epic, 21 HUM book readings and hum experience" - you
"nig-" - friend
"SHIT- my 10 min SSR & SAQs & LEQ practice" - you
"you might as well mcnutt yourself" - god
The dog mounted humped the human but did not like being mounted humped by another dog.
To have a dog mount hump a human because of their love for it is humanality