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Hypocrite game

Relatively new game, came out after lil peeps death. Can be a sexual game but most commonly played by teens. The person who initiated the game hurts the other person any way they like, then has to do the same thing back to themselves. (Usually starts with a slap or light punch.) The next round the other person goes first and hurts the initiator, then themself the exact same way.
The hypocrite can’t take the pain and p**sys out. The hypocrite usually has to eat something, or do something for the winner.

Sometimes the game starts with people hurting themself, then the other person but only real psychos play that game. I’ve heard that game called β€œcrybaby”. After lil peep.

Initiator: Would you like play the new hypocrite game? If you accept, looser does both our homework.

by Sadboysclub December 14, 2018


Lifestyle Hypocrite

When someone judges you for your lifestyle, even though their lifestyle is even worst than yours.

Person1: Ha you eat some stupid stuff, plus what type of clothes are those?
Person2: So what, at least I live a better lifestyle. You Lifestyle Hypocrite.

by Creative fuck April 6, 2016


petty hypocrite

A petty hypocrite is someone who joins in the fun until its no longer fun for them , then the tables turn and they are left on the outside and decide to post a bunch of nonsense on social media or talk in social scenes making them look like the victim, or that they are better off ..

Hey look Shelia and Greg are inviting other people into their "fun", but Greg fell for the other woman and no one wants Shelia so she is all over social media posting how humiliated she is.. for pity.. Shelia is such a petty hypocrite

Look at that Petty hypocrite trying to make people feel bad for them when she was doing the same things!

by Fuckyourglasshouse October 30, 2017


Hypocritical Whore

Female who claims she is "done" having any type of relations with a certain member of the opposite sex, but continues sleeping over his house every weekend in secret.

Friend: Hey what are you doing?
Hypocritical Whore: Nothing, home, my mom won't let me go out.

(She's actually at the opposite sex's house)

by iPolishprincess March 20, 2011

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hypocritical asthmatic

an asthmatic person that hangs around smokers.

Jane: that whore! she's such a hypocritical asthmatic. she has asthma, yet she hangs with the smokers. IRONIC.
Harry: totally. Oh my gosh. that totally doesnt fly my spaceship!

by thisispissinmecleanoff November 15, 2009

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happy hypocrit

When a girl ties you up and is suckin the shit outta your cock and you can tell that the pussy is hot n wet and that she is liable to do just about anything but then she kills the mood and calls you a ho just because you start reaching for a condom that was secretly hidden in your sock and your once rock hard cock goes limp.

J and I were goin at it and it was about to be on n poppin until she pulled that ol happy hypocrit on me...I was blown.

by Kenwaan May 17, 2007

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Double hypocrite

When a person is claiming someone else is a hypocrite when in reality they are the hypocrite. This my friends is a double hypocrite. Important factor is if said person uses the word "hypocrite".

Kavita: You're such a hypocrite for sucking ten dicks in a night.

Kavita's mum: You did that last week you double hypocrite

by Ragnarinmybum August 30, 2017

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