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how do I sleep?
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.
Did it work????
How do I sleep?
Hmmm here maybe this will work
It's a sarcastic way of saying:
1- How am I supposed to understand this ?
2- What is that supposed to mean ?
Especially when someone says something you don't simply understand or comprehend.
JAKE: Yo! Don, I met that Yam you saw last night and she was crazy!
DONALD: Yam ?
What do I eat that with?
JAKE: Oh! yam means a young hot girl.
DONALD: Oh!
You were a decision or an accident by your parents. More importantly, no one cares why you exist. Stop worrying about it.
Person 1 : Why do I exist?
Me with Ctrl + V: You were a decision or an accident by your parents. More importantly, no one cares why you exist. Stop worrying about it.
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A (usually) non-serious phrase that can be said by a person in reference to something they just witnessed or were told about that's often, but not always, very difficult or nearly impossible to do in real life.
Humorous and fallible attempt to try and milk coolness/points from any form of audience.
Ex. 1
Wizard: *shoots lightning bolts out of his ass*
Steve: I can do that but I don't wanna.
Ex. 2
Person in commercial: *jumps out of a plane while doing his taxes and fighting off a lion*
Jimbo to Molly: I can do that but I don't wanna.
Ex. 3
Lance: Man, I just saw this sick stunt. The guy was handcuffed while riding a motorcycle down a ramp, and then jumped through 5 fiery hoops over a shark-infested pool that also had spikes at the bottom of it.
Bobby: Pfft... I can do that but I don't wanna.
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When some killed probably called itai is being stubborn and annoying so you goota shut him the fuck up
Itai: The jews fought in the crusades
Me: Do i fucking cham
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"Look Jebb, I can do that too!"
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