Internet

A place where you can find cats and porn. Based vaguely from the american word "pussy".

The internet is the only place where you can find cat porn. Unless you're a cat porn director.

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Internet

Something that has gone PRETTY FUCKING DOWNHILL the last few years, at first it was a place where you could say whatever the fuck you wanted and no one got offended.. It was pretty damn great, but nah now everyone is more sensitive than a fucking throbbing clit and it's fucking depressing, no one can take a joke nor can anyone fathom the fact that everyone has a different opinion.

Sensitive Kid: LMAO FAM LETS PLAY SOME AMONG US
Other guy: Ew no Among us is overrated and stinky
Sensitive Kid: KASKJASKJAKJASK IM GONNA DOX YOU TONIGHT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Other guy: Man the internet is pretty fucking gay nowadays

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Internetting

Verb: The act of using of the internet. i.e. surfing the world wide web
Infinitive: To internet

1. The other day I was internetting, and I found a video of a dolphin taking a bong rip.

2. Bro, do you even internet?

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internet

Supposedly a medium for exchanging data and educational resources. Now it's just a place where you can find porn, warez, and drugs.

I'm gonna go surf the Internet today.

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internet

It's a series of tubes.

"The Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes."

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The Internet

One of the smartest achievements of mankind which has been taken over by some of the dumbest people on the planet.

English: Hey, look what I found on the internet!

Internet Speak: OLOLOL LOOK WHAT I FOUNDZ ON TEH INTERNETZ!

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Internet

Thee who oposes thy lord, without cable thy shall fail. With 56k they shall fall, where art thou oc-192.

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