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When people from Idaho put down the state you were raised in because they are really embarrassed to be from such a shitty state. Most of the embarrassment comes from the fact that Idaho has three things - potatoes, Nazis, and fags.
Girl: Michigan sucks.
Man: Shut the fuck up and go play in traffic.
Girl: I'm sorry I have "Raised In Idaho Syndrome".
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when you fall asleep wilst in the process of doing the horizontal monster mash
dude dave went to bed with this hot chick and totaly idaho nay-nayed this chick
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A woman freezes her menstrual blood into a Popsicle. Someone else then uses this frozen blood to pleasure the woman, then eats it out of her vagina.
My boyfriend almost threw up after giving me an Idaho Otter Pop.
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When you lick cold cum off your lady’s tits.
Nathan: Hey Jason, what’d you do while you were in Hawaii?
Jason: Oh man, I got drunk as shit and went for an Idaho swimming pool.
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im from idaho and fuck you ......us a wanksta...emimen whip up on yer bitch ass....
come to buttfuck idaho youll get butt fucked...........
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This is a procedure that includes an oven with self clean. The first thing you will do is put the potato in a microwavable bag, you will then put the oven on self clean. After several hours of self clean you need to carefully take the potato out of the bag and insert it into your partners vagina. You will then proceed to have intercourse with the 800 degree fahrenheit potato; sadly but surely each partners genitals will have 3rd degree burns. This term originated in idaho when an ignorant female put a potato in an oven and accidently activated self clean. Her husband was very irate with her and decided to insert the potato into her vagina and rape her.
Veronica, i hope you enjoyed that, because thats the last time your gonna' enjoy intercourse, after that Idaho Potato Bagger!
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When you are in the need of a very smart(not) intelligent(stupid) comeback or insult this is what you say. Guaranteed to have some kind of result.
-Daniel
IN school during lunch
Joe: What the fu** are you doin.
Daniel: Im eating this bread stick.
Liljj: You like you sukin co*k
Sebastian: Oh you just got burned
George: owwwww
Steven: (dirty smile)
Mickey: Just Stares
Daniel: Go to hell george, screw you sebastian, HI STEVEN!, whats he doing here (pointin at mickey)
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Daniel: Well,frustrated You should go to idaho because you da ho .
Liljj: wtf
Sebastian: HAHAHAHA
George: walks away in shame
Chuck Norris: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
Everyone: oh shit
Chuck Norris: BAHHHHHHHH!!! while firin lazor
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