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The act of shitting on a dick, riding it, then using the shit as a shampoo and conditioner
"Yeah my girl gave me an Illinois pot pie last night. "
"Nice!"
A small town in between Peoria and Bloomington Illinois that consists of basically 4 fast food restaurants , houses and lots of corn fields. In this town you will be forever bored unless your idea of fun is sitting in a crappy park then ur golden we have 3 crappy parks. The citizens of this town are born here and are too scared to leave but nobody actually enjoys living Here. El Paso is the town where everyone knows your name but also knows who your dating , where u live , and what drama is going on in ur life. Or so they think
"What's going on in El Paso, Illinois today?"
" Nothing , wanna go to Bloomington?"
The act of a gay man taking a piece of white bread, placing his penis and balls on top of it and spreading mustard or mayo on top of it, than taking another piece of white bread and placing it on top. Than inviting another gay man to chew upon it gently while sucking the condiments off. This must be performed in illinois for the full effect to take place.
Gay man: 'God Josh gave me a DELICIOUS sandwich last night!
Friend: An illinois ham sandwich?!?!
Gay man: " OH YES!!!
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Highland Park is way beyond rich and wealthy. The reality is worse than movies. Girls walk around with outfits that cost more than some people's salaries. Everyone has houses in places where you can't even dream of going too. It's part of the North Shore chain, and just as bad as Highland Park, Texas. The town is a fantasy, the people are gorgeous, the cars are stunning, it's beyond imagination. Beyond all, the kids are snobs, stuck-up and full of themselves.
Highland Park Illinois is home of the rich and stuck up
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Fictional character whose real name is Michael Kenyon in the Frank Zappa song "The Illinois Enema Bandit". Convicted of Armed Robbery, and at the times of these robberies he would give his female victims a little enema. Apparently, there was no law against that.
The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard he's on the loose
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Home of the almost high school dropouts who are too scared to leave home, represented by Reggie the redbird. Surrounded by nothing but corn fields, windmills, and Tony's Tacos. Where the closest mall is about 12 minutes away and the drive is not worth it. It is full of workers who can't get a job anywhere else and scream at you when you walk past H and M. Home of mid-major athletes who are good but not good enough to go power 5. Full of arrogant and cocky football and basketball players who talk about going to the league even though no one shows up to their games. Has athletic facilities that are so shitty and outdated they give you cancer. Where there is competition between dining hall food and which one is better, "links or wattys?" Tri-tower dorms are home of the athletes, Watterson dorms are home of the frat boys and sorority girls, and hewet-manchester is home of people who no one gives a fuck about. Where students spend their weekends 'downtown' grinding on random boys at Daddios, not able to leave the bar with out getting stopped by cops who have nothing better to do than give out drinking tickets. With all that being said, Illinois State University is home of students who either couldn't get into a better school, or wanted to stay in state, and they do manage to party hard and have a good time.
Look at those fucking degenerates, they must go to Illinois State University
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School thats $12,000 a year filled with rich kids who have more money than obama. every one owns a benz, beemer, or lexus, or ur out. girls wear their burberry coats and never have enuf juicy. pretty sweet lives. 1st class life.
That chick in the juicy couture must go to SIJ Illinois School
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