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The act of having coffee in the morning.
“Would you like to come over and Schlouga de Bloom.”
A girl who likes to get her hair pulled
“Dayum..I was with that hot girl last night and we were getting it on, I did the Riley Bloom move and she was super into it!”
The smell that arises when one has not washed their genitalia for some time.
Hey Ross, does this bus smell like a blooming flower or what?
The Bloom is a very rare crystal flower encased in a blue orb. If in possession of, you will be granted eternal happiness and luck for the rest of your life. Only issue is that it is very difficult to obtain. The Bloom will only be found on June 3rd in the first water aven that blooms and that water aven needs to be the first flower to bloom in the world. Only then you are able to extract The Bloom and be happy with everything.
Random Child: WHERE IS THE BLOOM? WE CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE!
Sweaty Explorer: I am very sad, I can't find The Bloom
That one other guy: Don't worry Sweaty Explorer Man, I'll find it.
when ur dick is as hard as a rocket and u fuck a bitch and she screams her lungs off
i gave my gf a super bloom and she wouldnt shut up
Blooming Cunt, defined as a person who completely pisses you off with their stupidity. Someone who rides the imaginary short bus with drool cup in hand and their helmet fastened snugg, yet every once in a while comes up with an amazing concept. Usually said concept was done 30 years earlier. . Beggers, whiners, drunken idiots, not to be confused with a bloody Cunt, they're different animals in the same zoo.
Example, Here comes John he's such a blooming Cunt, i dk why you're his friend. He buys stuff. Oh he is a blooming Cunt. . it's so sad to see all the homeless near downtown, shut up they're just a bunch of blooming cunts. I'm not drunk, no, you're a blooming Cunt. Cunt blooming