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A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.
Man, last night I got that best country blumpkin out in the corn fields.
A Country Gunny is a Gunnery Sergeant who is originally from the south and prefers riding extended cab HUMVEE's, drinking Bud Light nightly while watching football, and listening to patriotic country songs about 9/11.
Our Company Gunnery Sergeant, Gunny Cletus, is a real Country Gunny. He was listening to Toby Keith sing about 9/11 on his way to the grinder.
When someone dresses/acts as though they are from the hood and may even reside in the hood but have a southern accent and enjoy and partake in activities that are considered favorite past times of people from the country or rural areas such as, four-wheelin’, hunting, fishing, or muddin’
“Wow! Terrell has that “country swag’ wearing those Jordan’s while four-wheelin’”
When your cousin has not shaved in a while but you eat her out anyway.
I had a Country Buffet with Stacy the other day. It was alright .
A period of time which seems to go by very slowly due to the lack of activity.
"I like eating at that slop house next to the bar but last Saturday it took them a Country Year to serve up a plate of fries!"
A country that is not deeply involved in world affairs, and rarely is heard about except in some cases, history. These countries are often somewhat small, weak, and dominated by strong countries nearby.
North Korea is not a quiet country. They're always making headlines with their fat faced psychopathic leader constantly threatening to nuke everyone.
Mongolia is a quiet country. People rarely hear about them outside of history class.
Switching to the left lane long before a left turn.
Done on country roads where you don't have to worry about any on coming cars for another 5 miles or so.
"What are you doing in the left lane?"
"This is where I turn..."
"Oh, you're from the country, making a country turn."