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A wii remote that is immortal, it can duplicate when broken
Poofesure: *throws Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside*
Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside: *duplicates itself*
The preferred Wii Remote of the YouTuber Poofesure. Why is it special? Because... It's a Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus© inside. Why else?
Poofesure: I am using a new Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside©. My original Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside© met its fate during my Wii fit video, I threw it...
meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about
girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.
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This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.
The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.
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n. The cryptid of insurance defense lawyers. i.e. Everyone's heard of one, but no one's ever seen one.
INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: "Did you hear? They're saying a Motion to Compel Appraisal was recently granted in a County Courthouse. My sources tell me there's even a copy of the motion on file in the Clerk's Office!"
INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 2: "Wow! Where did the sighting take place?"
INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: Somewhere in Florida according to the internet!
When a guy is so good in bed all he has to do is lay on top of a girl with his dick inside her and she cums.
I used the no motion move on Alison last night and she came so good.
Oh hey, that kind of sounds like my thing! Is that really an Aristotle thing! Ha! Wow! I am, like, up there (intellectually) aren't I? Damn. A genius after his time!
Hym "The argument from motion? I didn't even know that was a thing! I should read some Aristotle..."