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1. Any complex task, often that requires monumental manual dexterity. ALT: Can be used sarcasticlly when a task is so easy that even an idiot can complete it.
2. When a person types really fast, often in a faux important or funny way.
1. Can I get my cup of black coffee now!? I mean, I'm not asking you to hack the Matrix or anything.
2. Person A: Dude, he looks like he's really doing a lot of work.
Person B: Yeah, you'd think he was hacking the Matrix the way he's typing.
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A process by which a high quality movie or other form of media is made completely unwatchable because of how much the sequel sucked.
Jeff: "Jess wanted to watch the Narnia movies, but I'm going to pass."
Greg: "I saw the first one, but never saw the second one."
Jeff: "Don't bother, the second one totally ruins the first."
Greg: "Oh. Total Matrix effect, then huh?"
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You were listening to Rihanna's song Cockiness (Love It) and you didn't know what a Diamond Matrix was, so you Urban dictonaried it!
It means a vagina.
Enter my diamond matrix.
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One of the most overhyped films of decade, to be fed a load of ..... ****
Holy shit I paid $10 to watch that piece of crap?
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Calendar Hoes that are featured in the month of May.
"Damn fool, did you get a glimps of dem Maytrix."
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The third film in the matrix series; lacks the awesomeness of the kung fu in the other films except a bit at the end. Has too much cgi, and Keanu Reeves plays Neo like an idiot as usual.
Wow, I just saw the matrix revolutions!
Was it any good?!!
Well...
Yes?
Well, you know the first one was good.
Yes!
And the second was pretty good but not better.
YES!!! I KNOW!!!
OH shitting hell! They fucked up!!! This film is the worst of the three. Imagine one big lamefest shoved into a two hour film, involving a briefly cool fight scene at the end, but nothing else good at all!
Oh...
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A point in your life when you realize that everything or everyone around you is unreal and/or meaningless. Its a form of enlightenment where you can let go of your previous beliefs and realize what is important.
While working at a typewriter company, I read an article on computers and their word processing capabilities. I had a matrix moment when I realized that the company and my life's work had been rendered obsolete.
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