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A very small and boring town. about 4800 people and nothing to do.
wow this is really New Hampton, Iowas
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It's a Storm Lake thing, you wouldn't understand.
Nuff said! Storm Lake, Iowa...cause you know you looked it up to laugh!
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An alcoholic beverage invented in the dorms, and Iowa Curb Stomp contains:
1 White Claw or similar hard seltzer
3 shots of Hawkeye Vodka
3 or more squirts of Mio water enhancer
The Iowa Curb Stomp is intended to inebriate the drinker as efficiently and painlessly as possible, making it perfect for catching a relaxed-buzz or pre-gaming to go out.
bro 1: “yo did you see Jason? He was already drunk when they left the pregame.”
Bro 2: “ii made Jason an Iowa Curb Stomp, he’s gonna have a good night.”
Literally, the dumbest "war" there is. Literally, some guy couldn't draw a straight line for the border and Missouri got petty and said they had more land then they did, and then Iowa got petty and said they had more land then they did, and everyone got salty and got weapons (One being a sausage grinder) an stood at the "border" ready to fight and calling each other pukes (Yes really) until the supreme court sent someone to confirm the border. (This is a real thing look it up)
The Iowa honey wars were hecking dumb
When you feed your girlfriend several cans of iowa sweet corn and then the next day when she has to poop fuck her in the ass. When you pull out and there is corn and poop all over your dick shove you shitty corny dick in her mouth and cum. Then she chews up all the corn and cum mixing it together. When it's the consistently of creamed corn she then spits it into your mouth so you can swallow it.
Last night my girl friend wanted to get freaky. Good thing we went to the farmers market the day before cause I bet her over and gave her the good old iowa creamed corn!
A band. Undoubtedly, one of the bands to ever exist. With tons of and, they have taken the US by storm and will go down in history as the band.
"Hey dude, did you see Iowa Doesn't Exist last night?"
"..who?"
Iowa Interstate is a Class 3 Railroad running trains between Council Bluffs, Iowa and Chicago, Illinois. The Railroad uses SD38-2s, GP38-2s, ES44ACs, QJ locomotives from China, and some weird ass "slug" locomotives. The railroad line was bought from The Rock Island Railroad in 1984, and was built on the old main line stretching from Omaha to Chicago. Today they run multiple trains each day, one of the most popular trains being the CBBI (Council Bluffs-Blue Island), or BICB (Blue Island - Council Bluffs) this train usually use 2-3 locomotives for power (usually 2 ES44ACs, and sometimes a 3rd GP-38 or SD-38) And pulled Grain, Containers, and sometimes other stuff. The line is also great for insulator hunting and has an assortment of different glass.
The Iowa Interstate Railway local had IAIS 516 leading today!!!