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A condition where it is easy to become sexually aroused, but almost impossible to finish.
This can be due to nerves, an unattractive partner, or medicine being taken at the time.
Jim- Hey Pete, how was your date last night?
Pete- Horrible, we were having sex and I got a sudden case of Soft Iron near the end.
One who loves to fuck an ass, can be male or female. Doesn’t matter whose ass, you can be black, white, brown or blue.... any ass will do
IY: Hey man, is it ok if I penetrate your ass?
Other guy: No man. I’m not a faggot and your being an iron Yetti right meow.
the big sister of butterflies(tummy butterflies). These do not occur in relationships that are solely based off of infatuation. Iron Butterflies only occur in incredibly loving relationships, the feeling is much like that of regular butterflies but amplified by a thousand. it feels like butterflies made out of iron are flying around in your belly.
"lock my door and just stay in my room. forever baby. without a care in the world."
"you know how to read my mind! and give me crazyyy iron butterflies"
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Existential philosophy of the alt-right
Shitposting is an expression of ironic nihilism
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Porn actor and director of movies distributed by Platinum X.
Brandon Iron produces: Baker's Dozen, 50 to 1, A Good Source of Iron, Photographic Mammaries, Intensities in 10 Cities, Bell Bottoms, Ten Little Piggies.
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Arguably the most influential heavy band of all time. Not only are they hands down the most musically talented metal band, they have also harnessed the power of evil will thrashing guitar riffs and explosive lyrics of folklore and true historical events. Anyone who slanders Iron Maiden is an immediate threat to the immortal Gods of Metal. Your days are numbered, and the time will undoubtedly come when Eddie will seek reparations by impaling your soul in a true iron maiden. The forces of evil do not tolerate douche bags who villify the fathers of contemporary metal. Claim allegiance to Iron Maiden or perish in a whirlind of hellish fire. Resistance will only exacerbate the wrath of the almighty one. Hail Eddie, the surveyor of all evil, and executer of flamers who know nothing about heavy metal!
Long live Iron Maiden, Eddie, booze, big 80's chugs and anything cool. Judgement day is near for all tools who don't listen to Iron Maiden!
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1. A large man with horns that will bang any person in sight
2. A big badass that loves dragons
1. That man is a total Iron Bull! He'll do anything to get laid.
2. He's such an Iron Bull. He has tons of dragon posters in his room.
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