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(n): A condition that plagues the majority of people who have to work for a living. Symptoms include: staring profusely at nothing, forgetting to breathe, slow responding vision, and complete lethargy. Cures for this condition include: Vacation, Holidays, Fake Sick Days, Closing time, Weekends, and Jack Daniels. This condition is highly contagious and is usually spread during lunch meetings.
"Why is Holly sitting there drooling on herself?" "I think she caught the Work Apnea last night!"
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A kitten's work is never done, sleeping, playing, eating, being loved on!
Duffy's work is never done, what kitten's work, well he is on another nap and play break now!
insinuating sexual, crude, or "day-time inappropriate" imagery
"You haven't seen the bedroom yet" -- "Look at you, working blue"
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An extensive list of chores a man has to do before his wife or girlfriend gives him sex.
Adam: "Did you score last night?"
Jason: "No, I have to do some pussy work before I get some."
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Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.
Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!
manual labor that involves cleaning toilets, changing out kegs, and other types of grunt work that needs to be done at Paddy's Bar in Philadelphia
Fuck this I don't have to clean the toilet, thats charlie work.
From the show it's always sunny in philadelphia on FX
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