That's what she said

A response that is often said to make things sound sexual.

Gym teacher: The goal here is to score on both ends.
Students: That's what she said!

Person #1: Could you please pass the cream?
Person #2: That's what she said!

Person #1: Why is it taking so long?
Person #2: That's what she said!

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That's What I Said

Used as a substitute for that's what she said/that's what he said in certain instances:

1. You are alone, talking to yourself, and realize no one else is around to say "that's what s/he said" but it's such a good one you can't pass it up.

2. You are trying to seriously flirt and the other person is trying to be respectful/appropriate/otherwise no fun.

3. You are making fun of your own whorish tendencies to cheer someone up.

1. Having just returned from a great workout you proclaim to yourself, "That was long, rough, and I will probably be sore tomorrow but it was worth it!"
After realizing no one is around to take advantage of this opportunity, you can't help but hesitantly say, "That's what I said...?"

2. Person A making appropriate conversation about something: "It's pretty hard but I like a challenge."
Person B in overly sexual tone: "That's what I said."

3. Someone in your group of close friends is in some real trouble and exclaims: "Fuck me!"
You: "That's what I said!"
Your friend: "Hahaha, that is a true story you ARE slutty...laughing makes me feel so much better about how screwed I am!"

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what she said

Used in forums or similar areas to say that you agree with what the person you're quoting said. Similar to "MTE (My thoughts exactly)" or "I couldn't have said it more eloquently myself" or, more colloquially, "This" - or "ditto", "+1", "seconded", etc.

Stephanie: "I just totally blew that history test! My life is in ruins!"
Denise: "Come on, don't worry so much about it. You know your stuff, and anyway, it's only like 5% of your grade."
Jen: "Yeah, what she said."

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That's what Patrick said

A term used when somone says something that can be interperated as something sexual (usually gay). Very similar to that's what she said or that's what he said.

Guy 1: AHRR! It's to BIG.
Guy 2: That's what patrick said

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That's what Sandusky said

Originating from the phrase "That's what she said", replacing 'she' with 'Sandusky' adds to the grotesque nature of the gutter directed conversation.

"Yea that's a good one, but I was hoping he would be a bit younger." Said Peter about the pickup he was looking at. "That's what Sandusky said haha" Replied Steve.. not realizing it was way too soon for Sandusky jokes.

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what I said

a sarcastic way of answering someone who asks you to repeat what you said.

Originated in South Jersey

Will: Damn you're beat.
Tim: What?
Will: What I said.

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That's What She Said

A funny way to liven up a conversation. Used as a way to make fun of something that can be also transcribed as sexual innuendo.

Trivia:
Michael Scott, played by Steve Carrel, is famous for saying this in the show "The Office".

"Wayne's World" was the first film to popularize the term.

When giving golfing advice:

"On the down stroke, squeeze really hard."
Reply "That's what she said!"

When someone dose not understand something:

"Come again?"
Reply "That's what she said!"

During a test:

"Wow, this is hard!"
Reply "That's what she said!"

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