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You can jack off in July all you want
Jack off July is my favorite month
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A different way of saying you don't have jack shit to do and are out screwing around.
Girlfriend: Where were you?
Boy friend: Out jacking off
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When numerous persons with the name of Jack gather and compete over who can pleasure themselves the best, most efficiently, or fastest. Any other competition parameter works under this term, but it must pertain to multiple Jacks masturbating.
"Hey homie, did you attend the Jack jack off off last night?"
"Yeah man! Jack was on fire, but other Jack finished in record time. I couldn't believe my eyes!"
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When you masturbate two times in a row.
"I masturbated, and just after i finished cumming, I masturbated again. It was a jack-off double feature."
When an individual, usually a guy, will get soooo into a masturbation session that they'll get completely naked, touch their bunghole, and even rub their own nipples. They might even have sex with a couple of pillows or cushions to simulate a real sex experience.
"Dude, I'm going to go and jack-off. Wait, I think I'm due for a sexy-time jack-off. I'm excited!"
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Did you see that shot Jimmy hit? He was definitely jacking off your dad!
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A dilettante with tools; someone who thinks they can fix lots of things, but actually hacks the job. A homeowner who tries to handle all aspects of home repair, but has no skills.
Also used as a verb.
Noun: Bob really spends a lot of time on projects, but nothing works. He's a Jack off all trades.
Verb: I just like buy all the best tools, but really I just jack off all trades.
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