Like a jackass in a hailstorm

Being in an undesireable situation over which you have no control. You just have to endure or take it.

I MUST attend my boss's daughter's wedding - Sigh. I feel like a jackass in a hailstorm!

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Don't jackass the thing

Dont jackass the thing-Uncle Rowley

Rowley said don't jackass the thing.

lumber jackass

anyone who chops wood all day then cooks the cock on a huge white-hot diesel fire while camping

Zack your a lumber jackass...whats cookin'?

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jackass o' clock

time to be a jackass

i'm gonna eat my dads shit

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jackass of all trades

someone who is good at what he attempts but is conceited and arrogant about his own skills

Yea, Nathan is a jackass of all trades. He passed both his tests, and rubbed it in my face.

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jackass o' clock

Any time!!!

Tom: What time is it.
Me: Jackass o' clock

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Second-Hand Jackass

A more common form of FBJ (Full Blown Jackass). Commonly referred to by physicians as SHJ, it is passed on to a person through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with FBJ.

Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.

For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.

Rob: "Damn Kane I was such a jackass yesterday to Sarah."

Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."

Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."