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That one guy everyone hates. He's so energetic and random. He wont shut up, and always thinks everyone is on his side in a fight. He's overall gross, knowing everything no one wants to hear about. Jack is just the worst person in school. if you're arguing with him, he's only gonna make you even more pissed. He's most likely to watch porn, and have a friend group of the weirdest and most annoying gross boys in the grade. He's so dirty, that he can make anyone uncomfortable with sex talk or anything. It's just so difficult fighting with a Jack!! It's even worse trying to explain how AWFUL he is!!!!
POV: fighting in a big group chat;
Person one: Omg dude just shut up!
Jack: Nah
Person one: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DUDE YOUR NOT COOL AND NOBODY IS ON YOUR SIDE FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: Whatever, fuck you I have more friends than you.
Literally everyone in the group chats: NOBODY EVEN LIKES YOU CAUSE YOUR SO MEAN, GROSS, AND ANNOYING!!!
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When some person tries to take stuff!
Boe:Hey Joe! Check out my sweet new Ipod. It's much better than that crappy piece of shiznit you have! Hahahahah-bitch!
Joe:Damn, that nigga lives in the ghetto! He jacked that Ipod.
(The next day, Boe is found dead in the woods. In an unrelated subject, Joe just got a new Ipod!)
7👍 3👎
Jack is the most amazing man you will ever meet, he's so fit and has amazing eyes. He is a sex God. He has blue eyes and will charm you into orgasm. He is so much better than a David because David's are fags. David's have no dicks and a Jack is so much sexier than David, He's so fit and intelligent and will make you orgasm forever, he will own you in a fight and knows what he is doing. He is a genius and a charmer to the ladies
14👍 7👎
A 6’2’’ white boy who thinks he’s strong and scary when in reality he’s a scrawny bitch
“Why does he think he so scary?” “No clue, must be a jack.”
21👍 15👎
The sweetest guy i ever met
Super hott and very sexy
The bet personality, and so fun to be around
Outside he looks fun & tough
Inside hes so sweet and nice
Girls r falling for him wherever he goes
The guy i love
Oops... I fell for him :D
Girl1- Dammm! Is that Jack?
Girl2- So hott!
Girl1- He's got swagg!
26👍 17👎
jack is the goofy, loving, hot, sorta smart but won't show off kind of guy. he will show up at your front door with roses and spend late summer nights talking on the phone as long as you want. he will laugh with you but also be very supportive and tell you that you are special. he will take his time picking out gifts for you. he's trustworthy and won't let you down. most importantly, you can always share a good laugh with a Jack. you are lucky to have Jack as a girlfriend/boyfriend/friend/son/grandson, etc.
girl 1: hey you know that guy Jack?
girl 2: yeah, he's mine.
girl 1: nuh-uh he's mine!
girl 2: aw boo boo you wish. he showed up at my door with roses yesterday. OH, and he got my number.
* girl 2 smiles, flips hair, and walks off leaving girl 1 staring in amazment *
9👍 4👎