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A Jake is a lying cheating kinda guy. He will string a girl along for the convenience of the relationship. He has pretty eyes and a cute smile, but that just adds to the his charm that he puts out there for other girls.
"Isn't that Jake?"
"Yep, he is at it again hooking up with some girl while his girl is at home."
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Jake is a retarded small cocked boy, He likes it in the butt and slams his peter in doorways. He runs and humps the walls. He enjoys it in the butt.
Jake sucky sucky deepthroats!
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I guy that likes girls more after he breaks up with them. You can often find a Jake lying about his sexual history often too
Why does he keep going with his exes? He must me a Jake
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Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.
Waiter: Enjoy your meal!
Jake: You too!!
Jakes mind: Shit.
*crashes into a tree*
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A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!
Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!
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