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a professional coder, hacker, or other tech-savvy individual that uses a computer a lot.
That's joe. He's the keyboard jockey around here. If you need something fixed, he's the man t odo it
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Typical Indian 7-Eleven clerk.
Did you understand a word that Slurpee Jockey said?
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A person who is all over someone's dick on facebook. Whether they're hating or just making worthless comments, they won't hop off.
Collin (photo comment) - Dude, you WOULD make this your profile pic. Put a shirt on man.
Sam - I was at the beach man stop being a facebook jockey. My dick's starting hurt just let go.
Jackson - word collin you've been facebook jocking niggas hard lately chill out
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The act of sticking a lit crack pipe in your anus and forcibly sneezing to take a hit.
Jeffrey: Hey Mason! I'm about to go jockey-pipe a few grams over at my friend's crib, you wanna come with?
Mason: Yeah just don't hit it too hard or your blood will hurt afterward.
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The Doc Jockey is a legal document preparer who may be bonded and registered. The Doc Jockey often has his/her forms rejected multiple times for errors, such as incorrect case numbers, party names, checking incorrect boxes and rarely if ever reviews work before it is filed in the court.
Doc Jockeys discount their services with coupons, and offer low prices because they will take short cuts and not prepare all the forms required by law. Doc Jockeys are notorious for offering services on Pennysaver and Craigslist only because they don't have an advertising budget and look for bargain hunter clients who aren't savvy. Doc Jockeys can be found in front of the courthouse handing out fliers. Doc Jockeys don't wear professional clothing, the women are often seen in sweat shirts and stretch stirrup pants and men in faded jeans and camp shirts.
A classic Doc Jockey error is assisting a pro per litigant with small claims paperwork, client suing for a bad check. Doc Jockey types in "Trouble Damages" because he/or she heard of treble damages but never bothered to research so he adds the closest word.
"I hired a Doc Jockey to do my divorce, he charged me $225.00 and I got yelled at by the judge because the paperwork was all messed up, so I had to pay a lawyer to fix it".
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What you call someone who has an inability or difficulty in making decisions. Someone who is always "Riding the Fence." (They can't commit to one side or the other.)
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A man who will eventually become sterile from actually sitting on fences, due to little or no blood flow to the testicles.
Bro 1: "Hey man, wanna come to my birthday party?"
Bro 2: "Maybe...it depends on if I gain the momentum to slide my lazy ass out of bed that day. I might just sleep instead. But a party does sound kinda fun. I dunno...(sigh)"
Bro 1: "Just tell me if you're coming or not, you freakin' fence jockey!"
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Hes a suasage jockey of the worst order. He rides the pork sword in the back door derby most nights in just a pnk shirt.
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