joel

joel is a nice and handsome guy that laughs like a supressor. He's fuckin quiet all the time. But behind all that silence he's gettin those bitches like russ the L's. Tons.

Girl: Who's that Joel ur talkin about?
Chad: Thats the hot hitter, guap getter who leaves the thots bitter.
Girl: Who?
Chad: The one that laughs like a supressor...
Girl: Oooooh I NEED TO MARRY HIM!

Joel

joel is a perfect alpha male with absoloutely no flaws what so ever he has a sizzling six-pack and he is the farther and better version of all gods he does not care about your religion the only thing that matters to him is how much of a sex magnet he is which shouldnt even be a concern because he has been effortlessly attracting women for decades

girl 1"i feel this strange horny feeling"
girl 2 "yeah is because joel is around"

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Joeles

Roman God of Rawness who dined with Leonitus in hell. Exceptional person of amazing talent and all around ballin status. A genuine stud who is really packing in the pants/toga. Someone who always comes through in the clutch. This divine warrior cannot be destroyed, he is the ultimate ally. Derived from Joelus, the Greek god of Rawness.

"Today we were getting worked on COD 4 but then Joeles came and they were paralyzed by the his intimidating stature. Then Joeles bent them over a table. WE WON thanks to JOELES!

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Joeling

To masturbate

I caught Adam in the guest room joeling during the New Year's Eve party.

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joel

the gay kid

yo. your like joel over there

joel: yo im gay

friends: haha we are gonna call gay people joel now

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Joel

An idiot who thinks he is smart.

That Joel must go suck one.

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Joel

A pure Ghanaian boy that does voodoo and uses it against his enemies when needed so be careful when u meet a joel

Boy: yoo chill he does voodoo

Girl: I ain’t scared of joel

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