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he's a little shorty with a disgusting nose. a pussy that won't make the first move, and when he kisses u, he eats ur face.
juan is such a try-hard that is obsessed with jobese.
•The act of stuntin on the lokillos.
•Sharing your girl with Eddie
•crying after hearing some drake
•playing beerpong in Denton
The homie tony was juaning after seeing Karen
Swank was juaning with Astrid
Eddie was juaning after Flores didn't let him play
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Nyjuan is knkw as a ham ass nigha. He will smack yo grandma wit his balls iu derspect the name nyjuan. A savage tht will run yo dog over without blinkin or thinkin twice the shit on the dog. If u dont have a dog its gone happen to you. But one thing you cant gorget is tht HIS DICK TOUCH THE WATER WHEN HE SHIT
Guy: Shut up,nyjuan
Guy: Nooo nyjuan my grandma dont deserve it
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When you suddenly realize you suck at performing simple tasks such as painting your living room or mowing the lawn so you run to Home Depot and pick up a couple of illegal immigrants to finish the mess you started.
"dude do you even know how to start a lawn mower?"
"nah man, we better call nine juan juan"
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Most commonly known for his deep hatred towards the mother of his child. However, this tiny dark creature can have a change of heart every 2 - months in which he makes amens with his inner demons
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a guy who meets little girls on xbox live because he cannot meet girls in real life. NO LIFE
Guy 1: Dude, what are you doing?
Guy 2: I gotta go to court for being a Juan :(
Guy 1: Sucka
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