JUST SMACK IT!!!

Phrase invented by filmmaker Dan Mace. First featured on Casey Neistat's 368 vlog before Dan made a video about the phrase on his Youtube Channel.

Person 1: "I'm afraid to go on that rollercoaster."
Person 2: "Don't be, JUST SMACK IT!!!"

just kissing

When a boyfriend/girlfriend makes out with his/her partner and claims its just kissing and nothing happened.

What mom? We weren't doing anything! *grabs clothes from floor. We were just kissing!!

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but that's just me

1) A phrase used to negate one person's opinion and to make the speaker's opinion more valid.

2) A false attempt at humility of one's own opinion.

I know you like chocolate chip cookies. I think they're awful, but that's just me.

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That just happened

(Phrase) The only thing you can say when something so audacious happens that you have no response beyond iterating that the event occurred in the first place.

Person 1: I just got a tattoo of Justin Bieber on my ass

Person 2: I... Uhhhh... That just happened.

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just friends

A nice way of saying, I wouldn't fuck you if it meant saving the world from eternal damnation.

John seems to end up being just friends with every bitch he knows.

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just deserts

That which is justly deserved. Can refer to either a punishment (more common usage) or a reward.

Pronounced like 'desserts', the sweet course at the end of a meal, but spelled like an arid land mass, e.g. 'The Sahara and Gobi deserts are big, hot, and dry'.

'After cheating on him for years, she finally received her just deserts when presented with the divorce papers.'

'Ever patient and persistent in her struggle against the suppression of her people, she eventually got her just deserts in the form of a Nobel prize for peace.'

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just-a-friend

Noun

A person that wishes to be romantically invloved with another, but finds that this other has categorized him/her as a non-sexual, platonic acquaintance.

Give it up, Mike, no matter what you do, for her you'll always be a just-a-friend.

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