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When your jugular is severed and you stick your thumb in it to not die because a SLAP round exploded in your face it is also a new sex position you figure that one out with her
Guy 1: I gave her the Kentucky plug last night
Guy 2: Ahh man that's so sick
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A one-night stand between two individuals who are unknowingly siblings and/or cousins. May also lead to marriage and children. Stemming from the root 'Kentuckis' which means to breed within the family to enhance certain DNA traits. And Downpour refers to the lifestyle one can expect to have when birthing and raising a family of downsy children on minimum wage. It is not uncommon for each member of this type of family to be born with a creative number of limbs and vital organs.
"My cousins Bobbi Jo and Mary Lou accidentally engaged in a Kentucky Downpour the other night. Now they think they want to get married!"
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The Kentucky thumb is used to plug gaping holes in jugular veins of Kentucky people after a firearm detonation.
My .50Cal blew up and I had to use The Kentucky Thumb to keep me alive on the way to the hospital.
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Kentucky is abbreviated KY, jam is also known as jelly.....therefore creating KY Jelly.
Normally needed by older women or women with men who cannot get their women moist.
Doreen was all dry so she reached over for her Kentucky jam while Jay tried to bang her.
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An amazing party that consists of horse racing, gambling, beer drinking, and tit showing. One of the best parties in the country.
"Damn man, I won $500 at the Kentucky Derby this year and saw at least 80 sets of tits!"
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Imagine a dick eating another dick
In technical terms...When one male gently but forcefully places another males penis inside of his own penis.
God damn it Sam! If you do that one more time I'm gonna give you a Kentucky Shoestring.
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