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Ginormous amount of odorous, foul smelling shit.
Hey Maynard! Brad said he lost 3 pounds when
he dropped a huge stinky KANSAS CITY STEAMER
in the toilet!!!
When a girl rubs her boobs on a guy's ass to give him pleasure.
Maura gave Cody a Kansas muffin hooper last night and he jizzed in his pants!
Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.
Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.
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Someone who is hired to get a little track laid, but ends up dancing and jumping around to the tune of "De Camptown Ladies."
"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."
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When you have a girl shart in your face covering you in dusty shit particles.
Last night I had Sarah over and she gave me the nastiest Kansas Dust Bowl ever. I washed my face for 20 minutes to get it off.
The act of spinning your dick in a lasso fashion whilst soft and hitting another person with it. Typically performed while wearing cowboy clothing and it is usually done in erotic porn scenes.
Joseph: Damn I just did the Kansas City Cockwhip on this girl.
Gabriel: Ah yes, very nice.
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Can be used in relation to anything involving distraction and misdirection by which you get everyone to look one way, while whatever you're doing involves going the other way.
When everyone else moves right, you move left. That is what a Kansas City Shuffle is.
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When you look left and Bruce Willis snaps your neck
The Kansas City Shuffle is when everyone looks left....
::unsuspecting sap looks left::
::Snap::
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