'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
Person: "Dude, this made me so depressed, I'm gonna kermit."
To go Kermit is to get very, very drunk off of something that isn't alcohol. This is most commonly done with Lipton tea.
Yesterday I got completely Kermit off some Lipton and re-invented the microchip💀.
has a lotta opinions about people
person: Kennedy, i like your personality
Kermit: fact check please
a guy who has a lotta opinions on people
person: i like your personality kennedy
kermit: fact check please