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A epic stand of between two foes the Kermit strikes but baby yoda kills Kermit and everyone around is scared
Dan: oh yeah let’s fight like Kermit v baby yoda
Albert: Ok I’m Kermit
Woah!! What tf was that 😂 ELMO!!! IS THAT YOU?????
Typical tiktok again!
Elmo: KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!
Few seconds later... (hits his head)
Me: Get Karma!
The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.
Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!
One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.
Where you freeze a cucumber and put it in a girl’s ass. Then after finishing from behind you take a swim fin and slap the cucumber with it.
I heard you like trying new things? Have you tried a kermit clapper with anyone?
A pretty sick youtube who knows how to give girls a pretty big orgasm
Omg it's the spectrum of kermit
Omfg he gave me a orgasm last week
An incredibly sacred religion devised by an unknown generation. Kermitism is where we all worship the Holy Lord Kermit the Frog, and support the Kermitism government, that mainly focuses on re-establishing communism. Followers/worshippers must have sufficient knowledge, such as the procedure of rick-rolling.
A: Do you worship Kermitism?
B: No
A: You know the rules, and so do I