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knock knock get the door it's ted cruz the zodiac killer
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A cowardly empty souled piece of human trash who'll kill a defenseless kitten because it no longer serves it's part in the human's grifting and attention getting. The kitten is simply a prop and never considered a pet who received the love and care it deserved. The offending human is also prone to outbursts of abuse against other vulnerable populations like seniors and the disabled.
Denise, "I have heard any meows coming from the pigloo for the past week. I wonder what happened to it?".
Sheldon, "Given that jon has a history of being a Kitten Killer I wouldn't be surprised if he drowned it and disposed of its remains.".
Denise, "Fuck sakes, he really is a monster!".
Sheldon, "He sure is, but like all monsters he won't win in the end!".
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Synonym of Cereal Murderer.
Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.
In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.
Danno's a cereal killer wanted by the FBI (Federal Bureau of Idiots).
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"killer heels" adj/n are a type of shoe that one could kill with -- physically, mentally and emotionally. they are described as heels that usually have at least a 4 inch stiletto (very thin heel, only recommended for experienced professionals) and are 'high fashion' (expen$ive). The shoe must be ridiculously sexy, stunning and an instant eye-catcher.
"I just bought some killer heels at Saks Fifth Avenue!"
"Five inch killer heels and heavy make up never fails to make me feel like a tranny!"
"I was wearing my killer heels today and stopped traffic. Killer!"
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(n.)- A paid professional whose sole purpose is to seek and destroy.
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A woman who enters a mans life and stops him from achieving his dreams and goals. Hopes of grad school and making a career are killed. The days of riding your motorcycle and drinking beer are over.
Wallacker sure dosen't do anything fun anymore. Yeah, his wife sure is a dream killer.
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