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The act of having a couple of drinks (cocktails) followed by four heavy hits of quality weed causing you to get totally fucked up.
Uncle Pete, kite-tailed into oblivion last night making a complete ass of myself.
A plastic bag that blows aimlessly down the street. Most commonly seen down Kensington streets; these plastic shopping bags are as common as a tumbleweed in the desert. Never seen in the suburbs always found in rough parts of the city.
“Yo bruh, this part of town fucked up.”
“Yeah, there’s a lotta Kensington kites blowin round out here.”
Father: “Son, me and your mother are visiting you this weekend please send us the address”
Son: “Ok, but I live off campus you’re not gonna like my area. The police call it the bottom of the barrel.”
Father: “I’m sure it’s not that bad”
Arrival: “Oh my God, look at those fiends on the corner shooting up. And Honey look out for that Kensington kite!”
Text Message to Son: “On Second thought, slugger why don’t you come home next weekend. Your mother isn’t feeling that well.”
When someone is in public and they are visually and physically high
Hey man are you flying a kite right now?
Flying a kite is code for smoking weed. It is used when you’re so high you feel like you’re in the clouds; and especially used when you’re around or talking to people who don’t smoke so you don’t want them to lose respect for you, stoner.
Friend 1: hey, whats up??
Friend 2: oh not much, just flying a kite
Friend 1: in this weather???
Short for high as a kite. That’s new right? Yup, that’s so fetch.
How ya feeling Katie? I’m good, I’m kiteing.
When her vagina is so loose it slaps against your legs when its skinny
And denny had a cooch kite