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The Koala in a Tree is an amazing and thoroughly satisfying sexual move. The Tree is a coat hanger. A woman is the Koala. After putting the woman in the "tree" the man then proceeds to have sex with whatever part of her body is closest to him. The woman is then taken down and put on a different "branch" where she is again mounted like a koala.
"Dude you'll never guess what my girlfriend let me do last night."
"What?"
"the Koala in a Tree!!!!"
"Dude not cool. I use that coat hanger!"
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When a group of people with chlamydia having an orgy
How did you get sick?
I didn’t know it but I was at a koala orgy.
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Joey kidney's way of hugging someone
It can be hard to koala sloth.
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Obviously, a cross between a cheetah and koala. Only existing under the influence of extreme highness. Most commonly heard but never seen, makes you crave snacks.
A lot less scary than chupacabras.
"shhh, you guys here that?!... cheetah koalas..."
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A poo that lands on the front sloping part of the toilet bowl is called a reverse koala.
Picture a koala bear with its arms wrapped around a tree.
Now picture a toilet.
Now picture yourself wrapped around the toilet like the koala.
You will find yourself in reverse on the toilet.
Now take an enormous shit. Where's that shit gonna end up?
In the wrong place, that's where!
"Bro, I totally left a massive reverse koala at Jimmy's Mom's house!"
"That's fucking gross! Fucking good shit bro"
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Where a girl effectivley hugs the penis similar to the tit wank but with more cwtching. Similar to how a koala climbs a tree
Patch: "dude i got a dutch rudder last night!"
Jamie: " thats nothing i got a koala wank!!!"
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when your "bitch" or your "girl" is constantly up your ass 24/7 and will not give you a second to be alone, she starts to cling to you like a koala bear to a branch
my girl has been Koala Bearing lately she wont fucking leave me alone
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