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When you cheat, lie, or deceive your spouse in such a way.. that they can never forgive you unless you buy them something big expensive and fancy to show your "love" for them. Just how Kobe Bryant bought his wife a lamborghini.
After having an affair with a co worker.. and his wife finding out. John had to pull a kobe out of nowhere and bought her a alpaca rug, diamond ear rings, and a BMW.
The one friend of every group who is always down to party. A kobe tang often does not keep promises to you because he is always partying. Another common trait is the kobe tang likes to lead people on to believe that there will be a party...
Often ends in failure
Jacob: Yo kobe tang, wanna party?
Kobe Tang: Sure, let's party.
Andrew: Are you sure, kobe tang
Kobe Tang: No.
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(noun) Blood, sweat, or semen stains left on hotel bed sheets or sofas.
When you check into a cheap motel, always check the bed sheets for kobe stains or else you're going to have to call house keeping to change the sheets.
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august 24th being 8/24 which are the numbers that he wore, this day is to honor him and if u have his jersey then to support and wear it on this day💔fly high
A precocious basketball player who came to the NBA in 1996, plays to this day for the LA Lakers, has been to 7 championships and won 5, two of them without Shaquille O´neal. In the summer of 2003, he was accused of rape, but was found innocent of rape and guilty of adultery. In my opinion, the 2nd best player next to Michael Jordan.
Did you see that dunk by Kobe Bryant?
Yeah, what a spectacular dunk!
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kobe whistle happens when the referees are calling unreasonable fouls on defenders who are guarding a superstar basketball player e.g. Kobe, James, McGrady etc.
Rookie to his teammate: I hate when I always get kobe whistled! I get fouled out every game!
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1.) When Kobe is doing work and his teammates are watching history being made instead of helping him out.
2.) when someone is watching you get some from a girl. It is also known as being a creeper and is ashamed upon.
often happens in the movie theater
see peeping tom
Announcer: "kobe pulls up for three, misses grabs his rebound looks for an open teammate but there all staring at him like zombies, pulls up for another three and drains it!!"
Mike: "what was your favorite part of the movie shannon?"
Shannon:(awkwardly laughs)
Chris: "are you trying to imply she wasnt watching the movie and was making out with Jim?!?"
Mike: (nervously) "No of course not"
Chris: "Stop Kobe watching kid!"
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