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Life

Completely and perfectly fair.

Iam "People often claim 'life isn't fair.' I don't think that's true. You have no frame of reference for that statement. Unless you can deduce the relative 'unfairness' of 'un-life' you have nothing to compare 'life' to in terms of 'fairness.' It seems (to me) that it's perfectly fair."

Hym "It's the people who are 'unfair.' Deceit and hypocrisy and malice taint a perfectly fair world."

Iam "It's not their fault. It's hard to even conceptualize what would be considered 'fair.' "

by Hym Iam May 23, 2022


life

something that disappoints everyone :D

gary: hows life?
steve: oh just the normal, horrible asf

by that gay slice of mouldy bread August 25, 2021


life

The reason I'm writing this.

"My life....that's all I have to say."

by Ghost.Buster.Girl January 14, 2017


Life

The simulation in which the CIA is testing on innocent children to study human emotion and mind process. Wake up. It's all not real.

"Just living life" - Any Douche bag

by Mr. MisterManboy December 3, 2021


Life

What you don't have.

I can prove that you don't have a Life by the fact that you're looking at the definition of Life on Urbandictionary.

by aKidOnDrug January 30, 2021


Lifing

Living you best life

Chillin in the sun with a joint enjoying the first tan. ,Bro, that’s the life’ ,Yeah, we’re lifing hard, dude’

by Ninerst May 18, 2019


Life

when u r born u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7

when u r about 12-17 u begin to get lots of boners and u r unsure of why and u r looking for ways not to get boners when you see your friends mom

when u r about 20-30 u r lookin for girls and tryin to make money.

when u r about 35-45 u r lookin for a side girl cuz u got a stupid lazy ass wife at home that dont do shit other than watch that fat bitch oprah.

when u r about 50-60 u r gettin no boners and u r unsure why. u r also looking for ways to get a boner when you look at yer childrens mom.

when u r about 70-death u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7.

screwy aint it??????????????/

by ur dads hairy nipple March 31, 2005

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