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lana del rey. the most talented, most gorgeous, most powerful singer to exist. no singer compares to lana.
“what religion do you practice?”
“the religion of lana del rey.”
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lana del rey is not real, she’s too perfect to be real
lana del rey is a goddess
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Elizabeth Woolridge Grant was born June 21, 1985 (better known as Lana Del Rey) is an American singer, songwriter, and model. Raised and born in New York City, Lana embarked on a music career in 2005 and 1st received widespread attention in 2011, when the music video for her song "Video Games" became a viral internet sensation. Lana received a further recognition after her major-label debut "Born To Die" peaked at number two on the United States charts and was the fifth best-selling album of 2012. One remix of it's single "Summertime Sadness", produced by Cedric Gervais, peaked at number six on the United States, and the Paradise EP followed that November, garnering Lana her first ever Grammy award nomination for the Best Pop Vocal Album. Three of the EP's tracks were featured in her short film Tropico, which premiered in December 2013.
Lana Del Rey is so talented
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Lana sex is the reverse of anal sex. This is where you pince a loaf in the womans vagina, then have sex with her.
Dick: Hello Fanny, do you fancy some lana sex?
Fanny: I sure do Dick!
Dick: (removes trousers and crimps one out).
Fanny: Ooh Dick that feels so good, it's like you are doing bad things to my bottom, without the pain!
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lana del rey is the best singer to ever exist. if you love her & her music then hmu we’re automatically best friends!! if you don’t then the door is here ➡️🚪
bro #1: did you hear lana del rey’s new song?! that shit is fire!!
bro #2: yeah bro,,, she’s the best singer ever!!
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A day for all Lana’s across the world to celebrate themselves! December 12th!
Lana: Buy me starbucks.
Friend: Why?
Lana: Its December 12th (AKA National Lana Day!)
such a queen!! she has an angelic voice, and a beautiful face and personality, her music is just awesome🥺👉🏻👈🏻
1: who’s that beautiful woman?
2: oh! lana del rey
2: cool, her voice is amazing!