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the best girlfriend ever to exist <3
“yeah my im dating laura!” “woah she’s the best girlfriend to ever exist apparently”
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only the most amazing person you will ever meet. she's awesome and funny and nice and smart and soooo freaking attractive. she can always make you smile and looks hot in whatever she's wearing, or not wearing. if you ever meet a laura, marry her. or you will regret it.
hey dude did you see laura's new shorts?
yeah dude where'd she get them?
the harvard bookstore.
her butt looks so good in them. she's pure awesome.
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eating an old man's dick cheese.
me: you got a sugar daddy? yeah we all saw this coming laura.
laura: I sucked his dick and I think I swallowed some dick cheese, it tasted pretty good.
me: I guess you pulled a laura laura
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She will kill anyone in her way and if you offend her you will die a painful death. Also she is lesbian so boys give the fuck up she already has a girlfriend. Ask her on a date and your date to die will be sooner.
guy: i love laura she sexy. laura: you are dead guy: ahhhhhhh laura : finaly he died
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Laura is a sexy being who I Love so much. She isn't perfect, she don't need that, she is suficient. Happy Valentine's day love♡(´ •ㅅ• `).
Have a laura in your life. Go.
Laura is an outgoing, caring person. if she thinks your sad she give you a big hug. she hurts but hides it with her big cheeky smile. you do not want to mess with her . If she loves you she loves you with all her heart. She is a Loyal, trust- worthy friend. she is one of the most beautiful people you ever meet. she is short with long brown hair, blue or green eyes. If you date her she will always want to express her love for you kissing you, nagging you for sex, hugging you.
Guy 1: I love Laura
Guy 2: I know I want her body
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